OOC Meta Fun: Random is Still Finding All the Kias

[lumina_mechnics]

Random: *finding a Kia to cuddle* Nope, I was trying to find a Kia.

Tam: Keg's got one

Random: Which one's he got?

Tam: ...I have no idea. First time I've seen a bitty Kia

Random: 0_o! *also very very concerned* Keg!

Keg: *one eye opens* Uh?

Random: *right, mun forgot he was sleeping with bitties on him* Which Kia is that?! *points!*

Keg: *slight squirm that has a couple bitties clicking in their sleep* New one. I've got her till we find out where she can go. Well, I've got her OOC.

Random: *still looking really concerned*

Keg: *offers the bitty, who is TINIER than a human baby*

Random: o.o!!

tinyKia: *wiggles and clicks because the warm is gone*

Random: *now is concerned about dropping her, etc, etc.*

Tam: LOL Aww. Here. *gets teh tiny thing and bundles her up so she's kinda bigger* Better?

Keg: *slightly amused at bitty cocoon*

Random: *that didn't really help* *she's still tiny* *And he thought the time a Kia was turned into a cat was stressful*

Tam: She'll never be very big.

Random: *gently takes her, but doesn't look any more at ease about it*

tKia: *little yawn as big eyes droop shut again*

Random: *looks* *now what does he do?*

Keg: Lay down over there, set her on your chest, put a hnad on her, and go to sleep.

Random: *looks down* And hope I don't startle or make a sudden move?

Keg: She'll bounce.

Random: *wide-opticked look for Keg*

Keg: The wrapping... wait. *knocks on his own head to try and wake up more* You want a pocket for her?

Random: *shudder at the knock* *looks down to make sure she's okay and then looks back at Keg* Uhh. Will that actually help?

Keg: You won't drop her.

Wheeljack: *shows up looking for his kids. Yes, that babyscream is his*

Random: Okay. *startles when he notices Wheeljack*

Keg: *apologetically gives back kids, then sits up and pulls a bot size cotton scarf out of subspace* Okay, old man, hold still.

Random: *o_0s at the old man, even if he's already supposedly accepted it* Like what Optimus had? Isn't that a little big here?

Keg: No. This'll work. *glances at Wheeljack as that bot takes Bit, Babyscream, and Miko and goes to sleep in a corner*

Random: *gets distracted by Wheeljack leaving*

Keg: *gets up and comes over to Random* Okay, hold her against your chest.

Random: *startles again* *checks on her* *and then follows instructions*

Keg: *scarf around Random from behind, crosses it over tKia and over Random's shoulders, crosses it again in back, and ties it under Kia's tiny butt* There.

Random: *blinks as he sees that it might have actually worked?*

Keg: *grins* There. See?

tKia: *vanished! But bittypurring*

Random: *tries to see if he can see where the tiny Kia is so he doesn't accidently crush her*

tKia: *is a noticeable little bump because of her wrappings* *is also putting out sleeping baby magic*

Random: *to Keg* So it did.

Keg: *grins, and then muffles a yawn* Oops.

Random: *still coping with the fact he found yet another Kia to cuddle and this one doesn't belong to a Ratchet--that he knows of anyway!* *guess will get on the couch as Keg directed earlier*

Keg: *nod nod* *gives pillow*

Random: 0_o *pillow?*

Keg: Yeah. It makes you wake up with no stiff neck struts. *thumps the heavy item lightly*

Random: *hadn't been thinking about sleeping . . . *

Keg: *kinda all he's thinking about. LOL*

Random: You okay, kid?

Keg: *bit of a grin* Just tired.

Random: With the way you work, I wondered when you actually sleep

Keg: *slightly bigger grin* Every fifth day.

Random: *would say something, but he's gotten used to Earth hours*

Keg: *makes a very funny face as he tries not to yawn*

Random: You sure you don't need more than that?

Keg: Yup. I sleep when I'm tired. *grin*

Random: All righty then

Keg: You okay now? *still holding the pillow*

Random: *looks down at where tiny!Kia is* *still isn't sure what to do with someone her size* I think

Keg: You want this? *holds up pillow*

Random: No.

Keg: Okay. *goes back to his couch and hugs the pillow as he lays down, since he's been bittybandoned*

Random: *looks after Keg* *frowns a bit and then turns to consider the Kia on his chest*

tKia: *bittypurr. So warm, so sleeping*

Keg: *soft, non-irritating snoring*

Random: *will contemplate life*


((Co-Written with random_xtras))