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randomplaces2008-12-03 12:38 pm
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Ray's reality. Nighttime Detroit. Glompasaurus.
"Stupid Spider lady! Her no good! Her should go away! Her baad for him Grimlock! Stupid, stupid Spider lady!" Ray paused and looked at her foe where he lay sprawled on his face on the floor of the big store that she'd gone into, totally oblivious to the shrilling of the burglar alarms and the soft clunk of metallic footsteps behind her.
"Hey," said a light tenor voice, full of amusement. "What did that teddy bear do to you?"
"STUPID Spider lady!" Ray gave the big fluffy pink toy another headbutt, then transformed to sit down on her skid plate and cry.
"Whoa." Bumblebee blinked with shock, caught totally off guard by the atypical reaction. "Hey, uh, don't cry. It's only a Decepticon."
"She Decepticon stealing my Grimlock!" wailed Ray, unconciously holding onto her toes.
"Hey," said the little yellow Autobot again as he crouched beside her and gave her an awkward pat pat. "C'mon, Ray. Don't let old Spider-butt get you down."
"Her stupid! Me Ray no like!" The tiny femme turned automatically and glomped him hard.
"Ack!" Bumblebee flailed as he landed on his skid plate. "Leggo! Halp!"
"Me Ray prettier! And nicer!" Her grip tightened.
Bumblebee's one optic widened as the other narrowed with pain. "Sure... sure, Ray. You're pretty. Now... could you ease up a little on the chassis?"
"And me Ray kiss better than stupid Spider lady too!"
"Sure you do... ouch...."
"See?" She bobbed up and planted one on him, hitting his mouth plates more or less by accident.
"Whoaw!" Bumblebee's flailing froze with shock.
"Hey, did anybody bring a camera?" came Bulkhead's voice from the darkness at the end of the aisle.
* * *
"So how the frag'd the kid get over here anyway?" Ratchet stood with hands on hips and glowered out at the courtyard, where Bumblebee was flailing and yelling a non-stop stream of 'Shut up!' to Bulkhead's 'kissing in a tree' song.
"Swoop probably brought her," said Optimus, his head turned as he wondered what Sari was up to with that assembly line robot. "But it doesn't really matter now. She's back where she belongs."
"For now." Ratchet snorted and turned to go inside. "Don't bother me unless the world is ending, I'm having a stasis nap."
"Sure, Ratchet."
"SHUT UP!!!!!"
"Hey," said a light tenor voice, full of amusement. "What did that teddy bear do to you?"
"STUPID Spider lady!" Ray gave the big fluffy pink toy another headbutt, then transformed to sit down on her skid plate and cry.
"Whoa." Bumblebee blinked with shock, caught totally off guard by the atypical reaction. "Hey, uh, don't cry. It's only a Decepticon."
"She Decepticon stealing my Grimlock!" wailed Ray, unconciously holding onto her toes.
"Hey," said the little yellow Autobot again as he crouched beside her and gave her an awkward pat pat. "C'mon, Ray. Don't let old Spider-butt get you down."
"Her stupid! Me Ray no like!" The tiny femme turned automatically and glomped him hard.
"Ack!" Bumblebee flailed as he landed on his skid plate. "Leggo! Halp!"
"Me Ray prettier! And nicer!" Her grip tightened.
Bumblebee's one optic widened as the other narrowed with pain. "Sure... sure, Ray. You're pretty. Now... could you ease up a little on the chassis?"
"And me Ray kiss better than stupid Spider lady too!"
"Sure you do... ouch...."
"See?" She bobbed up and planted one on him, hitting his mouth plates more or less by accident.
"Whoaw!" Bumblebee's flailing froze with shock.
"Hey, did anybody bring a camera?" came Bulkhead's voice from the darkness at the end of the aisle.
"So how the frag'd the kid get over here anyway?" Ratchet stood with hands on hips and glowered out at the courtyard, where Bumblebee was flailing and yelling a non-stop stream of 'Shut up!' to Bulkhead's 'kissing in a tree' song.
"Swoop probably brought her," said Optimus, his head turned as he wondered what Sari was up to with that assembly line robot. "But it doesn't really matter now. She's back where she belongs."
"For now." Ratchet snorted and turned to go inside. "Don't bother me unless the world is ending, I'm having a stasis nap."
"Sure, Ratchet."
"SHUT UP!!!!!"