"No, it's not," he says seriously.

A moment later he pulls what appears to be a roll of tape and bits of metal out of subspace. "Okay, from what I can find right now, I have makeshift "clasps" and Earth tape that 'Jack says is good as the Cybertronian stuff called 'goose tape,' I believe."

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