nottabeater 'verse. Jazz and Bee's quarters at the Autobot base. Spider in the shower....

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Bee: *looks into the washrack* 0_0 Jazz... it's just a spider.

Jazz: You mean it ain't like Scorpinok or Frenzy? *get's ready to spray it down the drain*

Bee: !!!! Don't kill it! It eats bugs. *goes after tarantula and hauls it out of the room*

Jazz: What? I heard those things could survive NUKES!

Bee: It's still life

Jazz: *sighs* Alright, I won't wash it down the drain no more.

Bee: *returns after hauling bug out, sniggering slightly*

Jazz: Shut up, got have one fear besides hurtin' you. *horns lay back*

Bee: Actually, Bobby saw it

Jazz: *groans dejectedly*

Bee: He screams even more shrilly than you do.

Jazz: *perk* Good. So don't make fun. Jus' be my brave knight and come move them.

Bee: *pecks him on the mouth and grabs the back brush* Like I always do.

Jazz: *purrs*


((co-written with dajazzmech))