House's reality. Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Wait... when did this happen again??

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"House! Stop standing there and grinning! You're scaring the patients!" ordered Cuddy as she strode past, heels clicking.

Wilson watched her go, then turned back to his friend, who was leaning against the wall with the afformentioned expression on his face. "It's scaring me. And I think Foreman's hiding down in Ultrasound; that wolf was the final straw."

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"There is absolutely nothing wrong with, Spirit." House states with a slight shrug, that smile not once leaving his lips. "Besides, quite complaining James. Would you rather I go around snapping at everybody?"

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"We're used to that." He shrugs. "Is he really your son?"

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"Seeing as I plan on marrying the woman..." He loves the look his friend gives him. "That'd be a yes." In an odd ball way.

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"Marrying her," he repeats blankly, all other questions suddenly blown out of his mind. "You're kidding."

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"Nope, I'm not kidding." House states with a grin.

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"With the preacher and everything? The real deal?" he tests, brows raising.

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"The real deal." He states giving a slight smirk to his friend.

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Wilson stands there and stares for a few moments, then blinks. "Woah. Why?"

[greghouse-md.livejournal.com]

House rolls his eyes a bit. "You marry someone because you love them, James. Hasn't anyone taught you that?" He asks teasingly.

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"You just met her. And she's a comic book character...." He's still trying to believe that last bit.

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House rolls his eyes a bit. "There's nothing you can say to prevent this."

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Wilson pauses, then shakes his head, more like he's clearing it than like he's disagreeing. "I just... it's hard to believe. You married. With kids."

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He pats his friend on the back. "You'll get used to it."

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"How many kids has she got?"

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House gives a slight shrug. "I don't know and it doesn't really matter."

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Wilson blinks. "How can you not know how many kids she has?"

[greghouse-md.livejournal.com]

"Easy. Especially when there's more than I can count on your fingers and toes and my own." He states with a smirk.

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"You're #$&%@ing me."

[greghouse-md.livejournal.com]

"Nope. Can't say that I am. Mind you most are those she adopted because they had no one else but they're still hers."

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"And you're alright with that," he says blankly. "Greg, you don't even like kids."

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"Perfectly alright with it." He states with a smirk.

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"Who are you and what the @#$%& have you done with my best friend?"

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"I'm an alien trapped in the good doctor's body." He states with a wicked little smirk.

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"That's not funny. After some of the things I've seen lately I'd almost believe it." He scowls.

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"James, people change. Get over it." House states simply in that good ol' clipped House tone of his.