Stephverse - Vacation

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Steph looked around, still not believing she was looking at the Pacific Ocean and not only glimpsing it while running after some estranged mutant, terrorist, or sentinal. Nope, not this time, and the thought brought a grin to her face as she leaned against the railing of the beautiful luxury sweet her husband had brought her to blindfolded.

"Hawaii," she grinned, staring out at the beautiful beaches and hundreds of fellow vacationers already out in the sun and water. She sighed, fingers closing around her pocketed phone, wondering if Hank would fulfill his promise and throw it away in two pieces if she insisted on calling back home constantly. She'd already made her arrived safely call, but she could help missing her family, and wondered when her husband would finish trimming his whiskers and distract her from the urges to call back.

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Strong arms suddenly seized her from behind, and she was born over the railing in a mighty leap that ended in a soft landing.

"And the valient knight bears off his lady fair and his three youngest children- who are kicking him in the stomach most disrespectfully- toward the enticements of sweet nature."

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"Hey!" she squeaked, laughing and squirming, pressing into the hologram-hidden fur. "And you grabbing a girl and jumping off the porch with her off to who knows where is just dripping with the grace, huh?"

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He laughed aloud, then paused and sniffed the air. "Dost smell that my fair one? That savory aroma of roasting pork? Shall we go hither and investigate?"

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"First an appatizer," she said, turning and kissing him very deeply before she giggled. "Ok. Pork time!"

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"Twinkie-flavored lipgloss!" He was instantly distracted.

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She giggled and puckered her lips playfully before she kissed him again, then wrapped her arms around him and nuzzled his neck.

"If you indulge me in the pork I'll indulge you in the Twinkie flavor as long as you want," she said hopefully, her stomach rumbling.

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"Ah, but the heavenly sweetness! The alluring scent... coupled with the fairest of women." He stared into her eyes.

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"Who's seriously craving pork and only able to think about lovely, big, jucy Porky Pig-on-a-plate?" she said, eyes flashing as she giggled again and poked his stomach sternly, then gave him a quick kiss and stroked his cheek before she wiped her lips and looked up at him.

"As long as you want, and as many reapplications," she promised, smiling at him. "Wherever you want."

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He nuzzled her and and sighed, then set her gently on her feet and gave her bulging belly a mock-stern look. "Disrespectful welps."

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"Think of it as your wait-a-hour-or-two-and-get-HUGE-reward reward," she said, smiling and kissing him, wishing she'd waited to apply the lipgloss her father had banned from being used on mansion grounds. Then she looked down and arched an eyebrow at him.

"Hey, they're yours too, and they're kicking you through me. They kick everyone through me. I'm the kick through. Now quit sympthasizing with my hormones and join me to the feast."

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"T'was their cavileer treatment of you that I scolded them for, fair warrior." He lifted one brow mildly, then offered her his arm. "Shall we?"

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"Yeah. But they have my smart mouth and kicked me for it," she said, giggling and took his arm, wrapping it around her before leaning against him. "I think we shall."

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He nuzzled her hair, then led her past the trees and over to the newly opened roasting pit and the whole pig that was being lifted from it.

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"Oh man," she grinned, grabbing his hand and pulling him forward, quickly getting to the front of the line and afterwards pulling them both away with heaping plates of rich, delicious food.

She frowned, however, looking at Hank.

"I'm sorry I wipped the Twinkie gloss off," she said, leaning against him. "I promise I'll put more on. Don't be mad? Or dissappointed or whatever?"

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He looked at her quizzically, then grinned and leaned toward her as the glint returned to his eyes. "Ooo, pork grease...."

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"Goof," she giggled, poking him in the ribs.

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He yelped and leaned away from her, then flipped a bit of sweet potatoe at her.

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"Hey!" she said indignatly, then giggled and flicked a piece or pinapple back at him.

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He ducked, then tossed more sweet potatoe, pausing to cram a bite of crispy pork rind into his mouth as he did so.

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"How are we gonna raise three more contributing members of society when thier father is no more mature that they are?" Steph sighed, then giggled, and tapped his nose with her spoon before flicking rice at him.

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"You wound me," he said with mock offended dignity, turning to his meal and concentrating his attention on eating.

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"You know better than that," she made a face and snuggled against him as she also ate. "Who's more responsible, the World Class doctor or the wife who continueally overdoses on sugar and runs into walls?"

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"Methinks we're two of a kind, my sweetling," he said gravely, slipping an icecube down the back of her tank top.

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"Ai!" She squealed quite loudly, then beat on his chest. "You absolute monster of a man! That is soo mean!"

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He laughed and set his plate aside to catch her in his arms. "I would not want the mother of my children to overheat herself."