The Dream. Lawn. Eat the eater.

[dens_extra_pups]

yOp: *using lots of the energon mix bbq sauce that was made for chBlitz*

chBlitz: *is following his noses*

yOp: *looks over* Feel like some roast spider? *grin is so satisfied*

chBlitz: Spider? ...Oooo

yOp: Yup. *turns the spit to reveal one of the monsters from the world where many Elitas are lost*

chBlitz: ...That's a biggie!

yOp: It's the one that killed me.

chBlitz: ... *blink*

yOp: It got smart, and nasty. ...And taking it out made me hungry.

chBlitz: Ahhh... I didn't realize you could go... well... 'home'.

ccSwindle: *wandering around with the other Swindles.*

yOp: It was in the Nexus.

chBlitz: *TWITCH*

yOp: *rips off a leg and offers it*

chBlitz: ... *gingerly takes... then noms*

yOp: *gentle call to ccSwindle* Are you hungry?

ccSwindle: ... I am.

yOp: *points to the spit* You can eat this. There's enough energon in it.

ccSwindle: *comes over*

yOp: Big piece or small?

ccSwindle: *blink* *blink*... Offline monster?

chBlitz: *glance up from his nomming*

yOp: It's the giant spider that killed me.

ccSwindle: ...Killed you? *shakes a bit*

chBlitz: o.o o.o o.o... *will SNUGGLE*

ccSwindle: *meep in surprise*

yOp: I'm alright. Want yours on a bun?

ccSwindle: Ah... sure... o.O

yOp: *gives him a slab of energon rich meat on a blitzbun*

ccSwindle: ... *tentative taste*

dead spider: *issa nommy*

ccSwindle: This... isn't bad... *noms*

chBlitz: *beam, and goes back to his spider leg, wondering where his Swindle went off too*

yOp: *gently, to ccSwindle* Want me to get yours? We're going to need more barbecue than this.

ccSwindle: ... M-m-mine?

yOp: *soothingly* It'll be dead.

ccSwindle: O... Okay

yOp: *looks at chBlitz* Will you man the fire while I'm gone?

chBlitz: Will do!

yOp: *grins, and then leaps skyward, changes to dragon form, and vanishes*

chBlitz: *pokes fire*

ccSwindle: *sits and noms sammich*

yOp: *bursts into sight overhead with a glorious flash of wings*

chBlitz: *meeps for a second there*

yOp; *circles down and lands, then sets down very dead spider and transforms*

ccSwindle: ... *shakes a bit*

yOp: What do you say, Swindle? Spit, or steaks? Or burgers?

ccSwindle: Ah... Your call... I'm new to this...

yOp: *quizzical look to chBlitz*

chBlitz: Spider Steak?

yOp: Alright. *out with the machete and sets to work*

ccSwindle: *unconsciously leans on chBlitz*

yOp: *soon has steaks* -Dad. Where did we leave the grill?-

Swindle: -Erm... unsure. Do I have it?- *sound of a Swindle checking a drawer*

yOp: -It's not in the storeroom, and I didn't lend it to any of the other Optimuses.-

Swindle: -Not on me, either... Did the other Swindles borrow it?-

yOp: *stands up* Hey, guys!

Swindles: *look over*

yOp: Anyone know where the grill is? These steaks won't cook themselves.

Swindles: *looking at each other*

yOp: *hopeful look*

couple Swindles: *dash off*

yOp: -I think we found it, Dad. You want some spider?-

Swindle: ... -Spider?-

couple Swindles: *coming back with the grill*

yOp: *explains what he did*

Swindle: -I see... Well-

yOp: -We have roast, and we'll soon have grilled.-

Swindle: -I suppose it couldn't hurt to try it...-

yOp: *shows him how it tastes*

Swindle: -...Huh!-

yOp: -They're so full of energon that they're practically fuel.-

Swindle: -Interesting-

yOp: *quietly* -And this might help the new Swindle.- *looks over at him*

ccSwindle: *nom sammich*

Swindle: -It may...-

yOp: *sniffs the roasting spider, and then gives the food call*

Swindles: *coming over now*

yOp: Blitzwing, will you serve it up?

chBlitz: Sure thing! *transforms for hand use, and starts serving up spider*

yOp: *grins and gets the grill going*

Swindles: *taste, then nom spider!*

yOp: *glances over* ... We're going to need more spiders, aren't we?

chBlitz: I think so...

yOp: Anybody have a spider they've got a grudge against?

Swindles: *shake their heads*

yOp: Okay. -Hey, Dad. You want to go grab us a couple more spiders?-

Swindle: -... I can try...-

yOp: -I got them in dragon form. I can do it if you don't feel up to it.-

Swindle: -No, no!-

yOp: -Meep! Okay.-

Swindle: *off he goes to get another spider or two*

yOp: Hey, Bubby?

aSwindle: Yah?

yOp: -Wanna tell the Ultra that the picnic's started and his kids are trying to eat it all?-

aSwindle: -Ah, no. I don't feel like getting run over.-

yOp: -Right. Hey, Turby...-

Disturbia: *over sitting with dollies and baby* -No.-

yOp: *laughing now*

aSwindle: *snerk*

yOp: -Oh yeah! I nearly forgot. Blitzwing?-

Blitzwing: //Yes?//

yOp: -I have some more fireworks for you. From a Gandalf I met in the Nexus after we dealt with a giant spider attack.-

Blitzwing: //Ohhh?//

yOp: *sends them over there via teleport* -Oh, and dinner's ready.-

Swindle: *arrives with about three spiders, and looking rather winded*

yOp: *lovebombs his dad and offers him an energy boost*

Swindle: *sigh* -Thanks... They ganged up on me...-

yOp: *indignant feelings*

Swindle: ...

fireworks: BOOMBOOMBOOMING

yOp: -Sorry. You got the ones that did it, right?- *protective of Dad*

Swindle: -Is why I brought three, yes...-

yOp: *gentle lovebomb* -I'll baste one with highgrade.-

Swindle: *small smile*

yOp: -Hmmm. Think this would taste good in white sauce?-

Swindle: -Hmmm-

yOp: -Mom's on it.-

Zoe: *comes out to get some spider. And offer a kiss to the spider killer*

Swindle: ... *PURR*

Zoe: *happily goes to make delicious spider with white sauce and noodles*

Swindle: *lays down to rest for a bit*

yOp and Zoe: *make lots of noms!*

Everyone: *coming for the noms!*

bees: *fuzzing around happily, even though it's getting dark and they should be in bed*

Blitzwing: *still working on the fireworks. Gonna be BIG show*

bee: *will help*

Blitzwing: Ack!

bee: *licks the rocket helpfully!*

Blitzwing: Shoo!

bee: *meeep! Shoos!*

Blitzwing: Silly bee.

Rache: Aww, she lurrrves you. XD

Blitzwing: Yes, and she'd get hurt once these went off.

Rache: Oh. Right. *licks a rocket herself*

Blitzwing: *facepalm*

Krieg: *comes over, picks up Rache, and then lays on her over there out of the way*

Blitzwing: *snerk*

Rache: :<.

Blitzwing: ... *is ready! Starts fireworks!*

yOp: Ooooo. *hugs mate as she comes up beside him and grins at the show*

Swindles: ... Oooo

Swindle mates: *snuggle their Swindles and watch*

mamaLocky: *except her. She's sleeping on hers*

trSwindle: *izzapillow*

lSwindle: *sitting on Dad's foot and hugging Ruse, who is passed out with a full tank*

chBlitz: *hugging his Swindle, and Sunhalo, and the MOW*

Terrorwing: *pretty LIGHTS!* ROW!

Sunhalo: Ooooo.

oSwindle: Ahhhhhhh

ccSwindle: *blink at the bangs and booms and lights*... o.o

bittyLug and bittyStryka: *come to sit with the new guy and lean on him as they watch the pretty lights*

ccSwindle: *blink blink* ...Hi?

bitties: Hi!

ccSwindle: ... *looks over them* You a Lugnut and a Stryka?

bittyLug: Yup. *grin* We serve Ultra Blitzwing!

ccSwindle: Ultra Blitzwing?

bittyLug: The mighty!

bittyStryka: *points* Daddy.

ccSwindle: *sees the Blitzwing* Ahh

bittyLug: *snuggles and looks at the fireworks*

ccSwindle: ... What is he shooting at up there?

bittyLug: o.o

bittyStryka: He's not. The lights are for us to watch.

ccSwindle: ... Oh.

bittyLug: *as one big rocket goes off* Dragon!

bittyStryka: *GLEE*

ccSwindle: ... Whoa.

bitties: *snuggle him and watch the show*

((Written by random_xtras and swindle_blitz))