Sam settles down on his butt so that he doesn't loom so much, then grins. "Still Major Sam Walker. I tried using a Cybertronian name when I first wound up like this, but my CO and my co Major told me to get bent and wouldn't call me by it."

"Optimus doesn't say things like that." Optimus frowns at Sam.

"He never told Jazz not to say it, though." Sam chuckles.