MLEV. Autobot City infirmary and adjoining hallway. The result of too many cheesy movies.

[random_xtras]

((written as a gift for marsthewriter, because Mars rocks))



Air Raid: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Lambos: *terrified amusement as they thunder past the infirmary* OH SLAG! SLAG GAVE HER HER SWORD!

Slag: You 'Raid kick them skids! *massive footsteps following the stampede*

Hoist: *regards simulated patient* Don't worry. He's only mostly dead.

Ratchet: *facepalm*

Wheeljack: How'd you do that, Ratch??

Ratchet: *intent on patient* I'm Batman.

Hoist: *sporfle*

Lambos: *going back the other way, with Air Raid and Slag running with them* THE BRUTE SQUAD! THE BRUTE SQUAD!

Ironhide: Y'u better run, y'u crazy punks! ...Wait, what'd they jes' call me?

Optimus: *snerk*

Hoist: I always knew Optimus had excellent taste.

Wheeljack: *slow stare* Then why won't he watch Monty?

Hoist: *facepalm and cheerful groan* *likes 'Monty Python', but doesn't consider it to be tasteful*

Wheeljack: *attention back to the patient* Oh holey socks, sparks!

Ratchet: *work work work*

Hoist: We have a pulse!

Wheeljack: It's alive! *cackle*

brat squad: *going the other way again* RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Prowl: *breathless ranting*

Jazz: *choking on her laughter*

Optimus: *peeks into the room and startles as Ironhide stares* Since when do the medical training sims include Frankenstein's monster as a patient?

Hoist and Wheeljack: *ded*