Dream. Common Area. Classy Partay

[random_xtras]

Blitzwing: *dancing*

Tam: *offers him a flower big enough for his teeth*

Blitzwing: OOo!

Tam: :D It's red

Blitzwing: *waggles optic ridges*

Tam: XD *goes and offers Shadowwraithe a red dress*

Shadowwraithe: *blink blink*

Tam: lol It's a dancing dress

Shadowwraithe: But we don't wear clothes...

thatSwindle: We're nekkid! WHOOOO!! *runs by!*

Shadow: *facepalm*

Tam: LMBO I know. This dress isn't for covering nudity. It's just beads and bling to swing in the dance.

Blitzwing: *chase thatSwindle!*

Tam: *looks and laughs*

Shadow: *unsure* Looks... difficult.

Tam: these strings are meant for the shoulders, and this string ties around the middle in the back. LOL But Blitzwing's playing something else now.

Shadowwraithe: Yes, Swindle-doll... *snerks*

Tam: XD

thatSwindle: *all dressed up. And tied up*

Tam: Can't resist. *offers Blitzwing the red dress*

Blitzwing: Ooooo!... *snags anotherSwindle*

anotherSwindle: Meep!

Tam: *gets a tux bib in Swindle size*

Blitzwing: o.O

Tam: The dress is bigger than Swindle size.

Zoe: Hey, is it costume time? *grin*

Blitzwing: Oh, so it is! *will try wearing it himself!*

Zoe: *laughter!* Want a hand?

Blitzwiing: Please?

another and thatSwindle: *laughing*

Zoe: *makes sure the straps aren't in the way of Blitz's wings, and then ties the waist string in the back* There you go

Blitzwing: *strikes a pose!*

Zoe: *laughs* Cute. Can I borrow it for my and Swindle's next party?

Blitzwing: Of course!

Zoe: :D

Silver: *tries to put the tux bib on* *is way too teeny*

Swindle: I think that's too big for you, Silver.

Swindles: *coming over now! Wanna play!*

Silver: Oh. *crawls out from under the bib, then stands up and looks around* *flies away!* -Gonna go get one of my dwesses!-

Swindle: I guess it is kinda costume time... >.> *makes Swindle-sized outfits. And yes... half of them are dress-types*

Zoe: *laughs and starts offering to dress up little golden and purple bots*

Swindles: *take Zoe up on her offer.*

Zoe: *having fun*

Other Swindle wives: *are too*

otherSwindle: *got one of the tux-bib things anyway*

Swindle: *chuckles... then meeps as Blitzwing snags him and dresses him up!*

Locket: *not dressing husband. Just watching with bemused amusement*

mamaLocky: *trying to put on another red dress*

trSwindle: *helps!*

mamaLocky: *looks down at herself with tipsy satisfaction* How d'I look?

trSwindle: Beautiful...

lSwindle and Ruse: *laying on the ground and kicking with mirth. Think Mom looks hilarious*

trSwindle: *makes faces at his kids. Yep, real mature there*

Disturbia: *offers trSwindle an outfit*

trSwindle: *takes the offered outfit*

Zoe: *looks and snerks* A collar and tie?

Disturbia: Sure! XD

trSwindle: *puts it on*

Astra: Chippendale Swindle!

Zoe: *elbows her in the head without looking away from smiling at her own husband*

trSwindle: ...I am? I look like a rodent?

Zoe: You look fine. Look at your wife leering at you.

mamaLocky: *yup. Her usual expression when looking at her husband*

trSwindle: *faint blush and grin*

Zoe: *goes to get something*

Silver: *back in a pretty little dress up dress!*

Blitzwing: Awww, cute!

Silver: Party! :D

Cloe: *misses her landing and smacks Daddy in the face* Meep!

Swindle: Meep! *quickly checks Cloe over*

Cloe: *hiccoughs, and then grins at him hopefully* -Party?-

Swindle: Seems like a good time for one ^^

Cloe: Eeeee! *giggle*

Zoe: *carrying out tables*

Silver: *goes to try and unfold a table. Doesn't get too far*

Swindles: *over there to help!*

Zoe: So how classy do we want this? *grins at her husband*

Swindle: Well... Perhaps not Green Dancer classy, but...

Zoe: I don't think we could get that classy with Lockdown here.

Swindle: True...

mamaLocky: *looks around from trying to snog her husband stupid* Huh?

Zoe: *snerk*

Swindle: *snerks as well*

trSwindle: *blush*

Zoe: *goes to get more props*

Norton: *appears a moment later, a stack of containers beside him and a big grin on his face*

Blitzwing: Oooooo!

Norton: As soon as you have the venue, I have the viands. :D

mamaLocky: The whatnow?

Blitzwiiing: Not a clue!

Zoe: *out with a stack of table cloths* Someone want to tell the Seekers? And somebody grab the place mats and table runners?

Swindles: *go to do so!*

Zoe: *passing out stuff*

Silver: *gets place mat. Vanishes underneath* *giggle*

Cloe: *leans over to look and nearly falls off Daddy*

Swindle: Meep!

Cloe: Meep!

Swindle *holds Cloe close*

Cloe: *bitty love bomb for Daddy*

Swindle: *purr*

Zoe: *looks over* Candlesticks?

Swindle: ... *pause* Will they behave with them?

Zoe: *grins* No real flames.

Swindle: That should work.

Zoe: *holds one up and switches it on to show the little wavy fake flame inside the bulb*

Swindle: Ahhh

Zoe: *passes candles to helpers*

Silver: *trying to roll up her place mat*

helpers: *take, and set up the tables*

Seekers: *coming now*

Zoe: *goes to get more decorations*

mamaLocky: *realizes what's going on. Grabs the last table to set it up*

trSWindle: Meep! *helps as well*

Disturbia: *drops an unfolded table cloth on him in passing*

trSwindle: o.O

Astra: *looks over* *squeal, giggle* GHOST!

Zoe: No, that's the three guys admiring the pizza in the kitchen. *passing out table decorations*

SWindle: *laugh*

Silver: *looks up from her place mat* -We gonna nom pizza?-

Zoe: *chuckle* No. The pizza is for orders.

Silver: Oh. *thought so! Back to trying to carry her place mat to a table*

tkBlitzwings: *which is why they're just admiring*

Zoe: *goes to the kitchen* Hey, why don't you guys tell your Swindle about the party? He and his lady might have fun.

tkRandom: Party? Ok! *vanishes*

Zoe: *chuckles and brings out seasoning shakers for the tables*

Cloe: *flies over to talk to one. Says it's a Dalek named Fred*

Swindle: ...Dalek?

Zoe: *looks in her pocket. Takes out a little red plastic toy* Dalek.

Swindle: Oh! Those guys... not that I met any.

Zoe: *chuckles* I'll introduce you to the guy in the nexus sometime.

Swindle: A good Dalek?

Zoe: *chuckles* To them, he's criminally insane.

Swindle: Huh...

Zoe: When he's at the Black Dog he's usually in the same state that Lockdown's usually in. *sets things on the nearest table*

Swindle: Huh...

Zoe: Only without the PDAs. *snerk*

Swindle: ...Heh

mamaLocky: *looks around* Huh?

Swindle: Talking about a Dalek.

mamaLocky: Oh, those losers. Wouldn't know how ta honour a business deal if it bit 'em on the aft. *looks for the husband she's holding with the other hand*

trSwindle: *just nods*

Swindle: From what I've seen about them, that's putting it mildly.

mamaLocky: Vok're more fun.

Swindle: But of course

Zoe: *grins* Everything's set up. Now we just need music and food.

Blitzwing: I can sing!

Swindle: *facepalm*

Zoe: But you can't sing and eat at the same time.

Blitzwing: Can so! ...But then most people couldn't hear me.

Zoe: *laughs* I can call a DJ.

Swindle: Do we know a DJ?

Zoe: *grin* I know a few. Do you want a girl or a guy?

Swindle: Does it matter?

Zoe: Well, it'll help me decide which one to call. :D

Swindle: I... don't think it matters?

Zoe: *thinks a bit and then laughs out loud* I know who to call.

Swindle: Oh?

Zoe: *nod nods, and then turns to watch a portal open*

Soundwave: *bops out with a white kitty on his shoulders*

Blaster: *follows, grin on his face and mini rhino in his hands*

Swindle: *chuckles*

Soundwave: *slender and stately, a mixture of 'Prime' and G1 tech* *voice deepish and cheerful* Soundwave, at your service.

Blaster: 'N Blaster blastin' atcha! :D

Swindle: I'm Swindle... So are quite a few of the goofs here

Blaster: Sweet. You got any requests fer tonight?

Soundwave: *setting stuff up and singing as the white kitty bounces around his feet*

Norton: *busy setting noms up elegantly on the table*

Swindle: *Aaaaand his mind goes blank*

Zoe: Classy for the meal, boogie for afterward.

Swindle: *softly* Thank you, Zoe.

Zoe: *gentle chuckle* We're linked, remember, love?

Swindle: I know... *small purr*

Blaster: *soft techno version of something sweet by Bach*

Blitzwing: *Icy comes out for that. Dress or no dress*

Norton: *happy throat clearing sound* Dinner is served.

Swindles: *either sitting, or pulling out chairs for their ladies, if they have them*

Locket: *looks at the chair in her place, then quickly looks both ways and moves it so that she can sit on the ground*

Astra: *sits pretty in her tux bib*

Emerald: *ditto, her beaded dress rattling softly*

Dusk and Dawn: *ditto, smoothing their dresses and grinning*

Wander: *excited squeak as her mate pushes her and her chair in*

Lazerwave: *sits in the chair furrySwindle pulls out for her*

Zoe: *adjusts the two tiny seats on the table in front of hers, and then helps two bitties into them*

cpvBlitzwing: *arrives and looks around. Is wearing a classy draped scarf*

tkSwindle: *there, with chair*

cpvBlitzwing: *smiles at him and sits pretty* *then looks at the fuel on her plate and blinks* Oh. Wow.

Swindles: *now sitting*

Zoe: *bows her head to ask grace*

Silver and Cloe: *head bow!*

Jennpups: *all do*

Tampups: *ditto*

Soundwave: God is great. God is good. And we thank Him for this food. And the party.

Blaster: :D Amen.

Swindles: *all looking at foods*

Zoe: *grins as the music plays and she offers bits of the Seeker salt flavoured clear cutlet on her plate to her bitties*

cutlet: *accompanied by shiny and crackly little bits of metal, and a lovely purple and orange "salad"*

Swindles and Seekers: Ooooooo!

furrySwindle: *sniff at his*

Norton: Wups. Wrong plate. You need to trade with your lovely wife.

Lazerwave: *trades her plate for his*

new plate: *contains a dinochicken cutlet, crunchy roasted hazelnuts, and yummy sweet potato*

furrySWIndle: Ooooo!

Norton: *happy grin*

Zoe: *looks at her husband and gives him a tiny love bomb* What do you think of our DJs?

Swindle: Good choices ^^

Zoe: *slight grin as she feeds Cloe a metal bit* Not bad for guys that don't exist.

Swindle: Don't exist? Exiles?

Zoe: *nods* The kind that kind of slip around between and behind realities, like I tend to do. All the Autobots and Decepticons are gone in their original reality. All that's left is memories. And some crazy Quadriates and other colonials.

Swindle: Huh *nom* ...Oh, this is good

Zoe: *tastes* Mmmmmmm.

Silver: -Cybertron died. Sad sad.-

Zoe: Yes, but Primus is still alive. *adds seasoning to a tiny bit of her mate's cutlet* Now try it. *slightly teasing grin*

Swindle: *taste*

flavour: *goes weeeee kaboom! on his taste sensors*

Swindle: O.O... ...Whoa

Zoe: *grins and has another bite*

Swindle: *purrrs*

Dream bots: *enjoy their meal, and then boogie till the morning light, disrupting Starscream's sleep in the process*

((Co-written with swindle_blitz))