randomplaces | Backwater. Jack's House. Update on Other Overwatch Reality-Transformers!

Jack: I get Exiled from the reality, and NOW I find out there are Transformers in it? *grumpy face*

Dan: *sitting on Dada foot, making Dada face*

Gleam: XD

Morris: *comes back after limping around the yard angrily* If Reinhardt had told me why he'd put Misty on light duty I could have brought them energon! What did he think I was going to do to her? *hands in the air, sound of disgust*

Dan: *does like Unca*

Jack: You got to help anyway. *grump*

Morris: Telling a lost Trailbreaker where Jazz was doesn't count.

Jack: It still got Mistfire and Witchblade the fuel they needed.

Morris: *snort*

Jack: So Reinhardt's alright now.

Reinhardt: *confused look for the friend he's sitting by during all this* I am?

Jack: The other you.

Morris: Like beep he is. Misty bullied him til he married her.

Jack: *falls backward off the lounger laughing*

Reinhardt: *outrage for his alternate*

Morris: Now I know how that giant robot settled down so fast. I should have recognized [freaking] Metroplex.

Gleam: *interested* Metroplex?

Morris: Yeah, he was the ship Jazz and the girls came to Earth on. There was an attack just outside the solar system, and Jazz and the girls went on an escape pod. They thought Trailbreaker was killed after he got sucked out of an airlock.

Gleam: *patting her Jack as he wheezes and chortles despite Reinhardt reproving looks* When?

Morris: About when Transformers usually hit Earth. They were in stasis for awhile, and Metroplex came down while they were sleeping and buried himself so he could self repair.

Gleam: *swats Reinhardt's hand away as he goes to bop Jack* Why were Jazz and Trailbreaker alone on Metroplex with Mistfire and her sister?

Morris: Because Misty and Witchblade had been engineered as weapons to give the Decepticons an advantage over the Autobots. Jazz and Metroplex grabbed the twin sparklets and took them to hide them. Trailbreaker went with them.

Gleam: When did the girls grow up?

Morris: After they woke up back in the seventeen hundreds.

Gleam: ...No wonder they were low on energon. They were probably having Cybertonum trouble too.

Morris: I have no idea what that is, but you know more about Cybertronians than I do.

Jack: *can sit up now! Nope, he just saw Reinhardt's face and laughed himself over again*

Morris: *looks at Reinhardt* I remember Reinhardt telling Misty he was older than her grandfather, and her laughing at him.

Jack: !!!! *WHHEEEEZE*

Gleam: Yeah, no. He's not older than Primus. *thoughtful look as she recalls part of the story Morris has told them* And now the twins have kaboomified Lockdown after she came after them, and they're both hurt.

Morris: *nods*

Gleam: But Metroplex went and got help, so Ratchet and First Aid have brought the stuff they need.

Morris: Yes.

Gleam: And nobody's freaking out?

Morris: They can take human form.

Gleam: Metroplex can't!

Morris: Oh. He's hiding. No idea how. *thoughtful frown*

Reinhardt: *got past Gleam's attention and just bapped Jack*

Jack: *squeak!*

Reinhardt: O.O

Gleam: Rein, if you hit him in the stomach, he'll squeak.

Morris: *his turn to laugh. He can't help it*

Jack: *waves a hand, then gets his breath back and returns the bap*

Reinhardt: *his squeak is surprise*

Jack and Morris: *resume grumpy face at the same time*

Gleam: *rolls her eyes, then frowns* I'm surprised it wasn't Witchblade going after Reinhardt.

Reinhardt: O.O *eewwww*

Morris: Oh, she's been with McCree since the first time he joined Overwatch.

Gleam: O.O

Jack: XD *owwwwww*

Reinhardt: *such sympathy on his face for that McCree*

Gleam: Oh knock it off. He can be as crazy as her in his own way.

Morris: So now, even with Ratchet's help, Misty's in stasis lock, and Reinhardt won't do anything but sit by her with his hands on hers, even though her hand's big enough to hold him right now.

Reinhardt: *sniff. Looks for his hankie*

Morris: And if he'd just told me, I could have gotten her all the energon she needed. *gets up to angry limp again*

Jack: So why aren't you there taking care of things, Jim? *frowwwn*

Morris: *without turning* Oh shut up, I'm timing back to when I left.

Reinhardt: *mutter* Just had to come und bellyache.

Jack: *elbows him, then grumbles and looks for Dan*

Dan: *wrestling with Draco, dragon vs dragon!*

Jack: *gets up and lifts baby and dinosaur* Let's go get something to eat. Griping isn't going to change anything.

Gleam: You're still going to do it. *bounces up to go with him*

Jack: *grouches at her*

Morris and Reinhardt: *follow, with Reinhardt offering support for his limping friend*