Someplace. Somewhere. Jack and Dan face off against tyranny.

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Tyrant: *gonna take over all the worlds! Can be stopped by nothing but a dragon! Is not letting any dragons near him! Has ALL DA DEFENSES against big fire breathing creatures!*

Gleam: *gets coordinates and gives them to Jack*

Jack: *teleports into the throne room and looks up at the tyrant* We're here to stop you.

Tyrant: There's nothing you can do to stop me! I will be EMPEROR OF ALL!

Jack: *holds up fat baby*

Dan: *sternly* NO!

Tyrant: ... I give up.