randomplaces | Nexus; Park; LOL couch strikes again

Just a quiet, peaceful, empty part of the Nexus. Nice park, no crowds, big, comfy couch.

Gen: *is brotherless and baby-less* *obviously hasn't learned her lesson* *sits down on the couch*

Couch: *gas poof!*

Gen: o.O Again?!

*twisty shifty, fold and twisty... and Gen be looking at the world from a different angle, and with a different perspective*

Gen: Mrrrrrrrrrrrooooow???

*leaves waver, fuzzy things run around and chatter, something big shines over there....*

Hormah: *walks up behind her and shoots the living #$#@$ out of the couch*

Gen: *is intrigued by teh shinehs* *takes a few wobbly steps towards them before couch goes boom* Mrew! *falls on face*

Hormah: *glances at her and shoots the couch again, then stomps off*

*one gets the feeling this isn't the first time that's happened....*

Gen: Mow? *takes a few more wobbly steps to follow Hormah*

Hormah: *stops to frown at her, then clues in and leads her over toward the sign before explaining that she's got to go*

*Meanwhile, there's a familiar rumble coming from that couch over there....*

Gen: *huffs, and walks away from Hormah; obviously no help from her*

Dreadnought: *laying on his side and purring so loudly that the couch is vibrating*

Gen: *hey, it's Dreadnought! if anyone can help her out with this, he could!* Mrow!

Dreadnought: *eyes open* 0_o *mrow? Lifts head and looks and sniffs and then goes o_0*

Gen: Mow! *bats at his nose; stop that!*

Dreadnought: !! *sniff?* Gen??

Gen: Meow! *nods*

Dreadnought: *slips down from the couch and walks around her, then stops to look at her again* How... what happened?

Gen: Murr... *bats at the couch; that's what happened*

Dreadnought: *doesn't really get it, but just sits down to study her with his head tilted to one side and his tail doing a slow, concerned sweep* You can't talk?

Gen: Mrr... *hangs head*

Dreadnought: *instinctively leans forward and gives her a comforting kiss on the nose. Don't be sad, Gen!*

Gen: Mrow! *kitty flailing and falling backwards*

Dreadnought: 0_o *then realizes what he did and winces and turns away, tail curling with embarrassment at scaring her again* Sorry

Gen: Mrr... *twists around to get back on her feet, and then watches his tail; dude... it moved*

*and then it moves again as he thinks*

Gen: *watches the moving tail*

Tail: *twitch, twitch, twiiitch....*

Gen: *watch watch watch, tries to resist*

Dreadnought: *think think think*

Tail: *twitch, twich, sweeep, twitch*

Gen: *oh, she's going to be embarrassed once this is over* *pounces at tail*

Dreadnought: Yeewouuch hiss growl! ....! 0_0

Gen: *tail!*

Dreadnought: *freezes with paw full of claws less than an inch from her and looks panicked*

Gen: 0_0 *eep?*

Dreadnought: *blinks, then pulls the claws in and gently pat pats at her* You startled me

Gen: *drops tail and slinks a few steps back*

Dreadnought: No... *looks at his tail, and then at her, and then chuckles and moves it around some more*

Gen: *tries to ignore it, but it's like wiggling a piece of string in front of an actual cat* *starts watching the tail again*

Dreadnought: *moves it more enticingly*

Gen: *not gonna, not gonna, not gonna, gonna!* *pounce*

Dreadnought: *zip! too slow!*

Gen: *whump!* *goes splat; looks offended*

Dreadnought: *chuckles and gently teases some more, never once thinking that she might actually decide to pounce him*

Gen: *more interested in the moving tail at the moment, k thnx*

Dreadnought: *willing to play the game as long as she is*

Gen: *is starting to get frustrated; that tail will be hers!*

*pounce*

Dreadnought: *lets her catch it to see if she knows what to do with it*

Gen: *bats and chews on the tail for a little bit before getting bored and letting it go*

Dreadnought: *looks at it, then rumbles and rubs his cheek on her like he does when she's in her normal form*

Gen: Mrow? *is surprised and knocked over by his nuzzle*

Dreadnought: Whoops. *tries to help her up with one paw*

Gen: *bats at the paw*

Dreadnought: *chuckles and pats her*

Gen: *miff* *grabs at the paw; stop it, please*

Dreadnought: *nose bumps!*

Gen: *lets go of the paw* *rolls over and slightly away from him, crouching down embarrassedly; she didn't just go kitten on his tail, right? right?*

Dreadnought: *can't lick her as his instinct wants, but flops down beside her and gently rubs his cheek on her back instead*

*love love love purr purr purr*

Gen: *hunkers down; hopes no-one else is seeing this*

Dreadnought: *love love feel better, please. pause, blink, eyebrow?*

Psych: *is elsewhere, but voice can be heard* Gen? Yo, Gen? Where are you?

Dreadnought: *lifts head and tilts it* That your comm?

Gen: *shakes head*

Psych: *can hear his footsteps now* Gen! Come on, this isn't funny!

Dreadnought: Psych, she's here. She can't answer you.

Psych: *footsteps pause, and then start up again, coming closer* Can't answer? Well why the fra-...ag me...

Gen: *looks up at bro* Meow...

Dreadnought: Yeah.

Psych: ... *glares* What the Pit did you do to her?

Dreadnought: Nothing. She came over like this.

Psych: *crosses arms* Yeah. I'm sure.

Gen: *walks over to nuzzle brother's leg; don't fight*

Dreadnought: *quietly* You know I don't scare Gen on purpose

Psych: *still frowns, but it softens; the twins can still talk through the spark bond, it seems*

Dreadnought: *watching, the end of his tail curling up slowly*

Psych: *picks up Gen* Riiiiight... So how did this happen again?

Dreadnought: No idea.

Gen: Mrow! *bats a paw in the air towards the couch; the couch did it!*

Psych: *stares for a few seconds before it clicks* Oooooooh

Dreadnought: *ears perk* You know?

Psych: It's the couch. Probably the same couch that got us before.

Gen: *nods nods*

Dreadnought: *rumbles and looks at the one he was just laying on* What's it look like?

Psych: *shrugs* Just like any other couch.

Dreadnought: *grumble* So I won't know which one to kill

Gen: Mrow!

Psych: *tilts head to the side, listening* I... think someone already did that

Dreadnought: Oh?

Gen: Meow! *nods*

Dreadnought: Good

Psych: *mumbles* Wish it would've been sooner

Dreadnought: *sympathetic look*

Gen: Mew... *kitty agrees*

Dreadnought: *sits up to look at Gen* Well, yours didn't last very long

Psych: Longer than some

Gen: *wriggles; wants down now, plz*

Dreadnought: And less than others. There's a Bumblebee that goes through here who wound up permanently LOLed into a Jedi.

Psych: Permanently? How do you know it's permanent?

Gen: *more wriggling*

Psych: *sighs and sets her down*

Dreadnought: According to what I hear around here it's been (a long time) since it happened. *lowers his head to cheek rub Gen*

Gen: *crouches down* Mewl...

Dreadnought: *softly* Shhh, it's alright. You'll be back to normal soon. Don't cry.

Gen: Murr... *small nuzzle*

Dreadnought: *encouraging sound and smiling optics* Yeah. You're gonna be fine.

Gen: *more nuzzles, then reaches up to bat at an ear*

Dreadnought: *chuckles and lays his head on his paws, quite used to having his ears mauled by now thanks to Bumblebee*

Gen: *jumps up to chomp on an ear*

Psych: *is torn between feeling "aww, look at the kitties play" and "the hell does she think she's doing?"*

Dreadnought: //Instinct... don't embarrass her, okay?//

*twitches ear to make it more interesting*

Gen: *chomp chomp bat bat*

Dreadnought: *slight wince but much patience*

Psych: ... *unsubspaces camera*

*click*

Dreadnought: //That better not be blackmail against your sister//

Gen: 0_0 *eep, flash!*

Dreadnought: *comforting purr and a twitchy ear*

Psych: Nope. Just 'precious memories'~

Dreadnought: *confused and quizzical look*

Gen: *ear!*

Dreadnought: *contains the startled twitch and makes the ear wriggle more* 'Precious memories'?

Psych: You two look just so cuuuuuuuute X]

Gen: *ear ear ear!*

Dreadnought: *rolls optics* I still owe you a run

Psych: *waves hand* Yeah, yeah

Dreadnought: *plays the ear game for several minutes more, then gently lays his chin on Gen and starts to softly sing like he does when it's time for Bumblebee to sleep*

Gen: *huffs; boooooooring... wait, she just did it again, didn't she?*

Dreadnought: *snuggle* ^_^

Gen: *blinks; bites cheek*

Psych: *snrk*

Dreadnought: 0_o

Gen: *bats at nose*

Dreadnought: *sneeze whoops*

Gen: Mow! *baps nose again*

Dreadnought: *sneeze!* 0_o :p

Gen: ^-^ Mew! *has found a new game*

Dreadnought: *puts one paw on her and uses the other to rub his nose* >_o

Gen: Murr... *hey, that's cheating!* *twists to try and chomp on the paw*

Dreadnought: *up on his feet and then away with a pounce to crouch and look at her teasingly*

Gen: *stalks forward*

Psych: Hey now, keep it PG!

Dreadnought: *confused look at Psych*

Gen: *ha ha!* *pounce*

Dreadnought: *meep! Dodge! ...USE PSYCH FOR A LAUNCH PAD!*

Psych: Ack! *bot down*

Gen: *skids* *jumps after Dread*

Dreadnought: *lands on and launches off couch!*

Gen: *scrabbles over Psych and couch*

Psych: x_O

Dreadnought: *and now the coffee table!* *crunch!*

Gen: *skitter skitter skitter*

Psych: I'll just... stay here... 'kay.

Dreadnought: *and the chair... which falls over, weee!*

Gen: *skitters around the chair*

Dreadnought: *lands partway up a wall and clings with his claws sunk into the bricks as he looks down at her and twtiches his tail*

Gen: Mreeew! *no faaaaaiiir!*

Dreadnought: *flying leap on Psych* *hop on pop!*

Psych: Oof! @_X

Dreadnought: *aaand back to the couch!*

Gen: *skitters over Psych again to pounce onto the couch*

Dreadnought: *and now to that couch! No touching the floor!*

Gen: *climbs onto couch's arm, pauses, sizes up the distance, wriggles butt, jumps!*

Dreadnought: *pauses to make sure she makes it before killing another coffee table and jumping to the next chair*

Gen: Mrow! *is getting frustrated* *is also barely hanging into arm of the couch*

Dreadnought: *one last Psych hop and returns to her* You need practice

Psych: Uhgh!

Gen: *drops, twists, and lands on paws* *pounces toward Dread*

Dreadnought: *nuzzle and purr, though he's mindful of his nose*

Gen: *purrs and goes for ears again*

Psych: *is ded* x_X

Dreadnought: *gently rubs his cheek on the magic snuggly spot on her back*

Gen: *puuuuuuuuuuuuurrs*

Dreadnought: *love love snuggle snuggle purrrrrrr*

Gen: *purrs purrs snuggle purrs*

Dreadnought: *happy happy Decepticat... and still totally doesn't realize that the happy is more than just kitty instinct :p*

Gen: *nuzzle cuddle purr*

Psych: *still down for the count*

Dreadnought: *does cheekrub since he can't lick* *love love love purr*

Gen: *gentle nip on cheek*

Dreadnought: ^_^ *nibble?*

Gen: *nuzzle*

Dreadnought: *gentle kitty kiss to the cheek, and then snuzzling*

Gen: *purr, snuggles*

Dreadnought: *just cuddles and sings softly, one paw on her in a gentle kitty hug as he lays his head down next to her*

Gen: *cuddles; settles down for nap*

Psych: *groans, sits up, blinks, takes a picture sans flash*

Dreadnought: *only flicks one ear at the click without waking or stopping the purr*

Psych: *smirks in a 'I know something you don't know' way*