Clone City, Valley of the Queens

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"This... this is not funny."

With a voice devoid of accent Sal found herself suddenly not at home, returning to her living room after a bathroom break while watching reruns of Avatar: The Last Airbender. If the place had been a nexus or something she was more familiar with she would have been perfectly okay with the entire situation.

Except that this was not a room, not a nexus, and not a cafe. It was a cave. She wasn't a fan of caves. They were gross and earthy and just... well... gross. This cave wasn't drippy or anything, but she still didn't like it. She growled to herself and walked awhile until she found a large French door. Which was weird in and of itself. She wrenched it open and found her feet on green grass.

"Where the hell am I?" She looked around at the enormous valley spread out around her.

This is surreal...

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Sal shook her head.

"The hell are you guys doin' lined up like yer still in th'army?"

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A smattering of laughter went through the ranks, and then someone toward the center called back. "It was the quickest thing we could think of for you to yell at!"

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"Ye did a good job. Now stop this right now 'fore I comes over an' beats one or all of ye."

She grinned.

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"You and whose army?" quipped a guy near to her.

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"Don't need an army. Got me fists."

She folded her arms and stared at the clone who'd just spoken, trying very hard to look menacing.

The lack of high heeled boots and the giant waddly belly rendered it all a complete failure.

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He looked right back, intimidated, but hiding it well as his dark eyes twinkled.

And then one of his brothers sidled over and gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Hey!" Kurt laughed.

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Sal blinked, dumbfounded, but then laughed.

"What is this about?"

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"I said hi." The clone who'd kissed her gave her a million dollar grin, then grunted and slugged a brother as the other clone gave the back of his pants a swift upward tug.

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She just kept laughing.

This was getting more and more insane.